[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
i give you a caterpillar singing and dancing to the felice brothers
“Bemular (ベムラー Bemurā)” From The First Episode of Ultraman
i’m sorry but my first thought was
KIYI AJGDJASGFDJKC
Good ol’ breakfast before duty!
Huh?
WHAT WAS THAT.
WOAH WHAT
THE CRAP
WHOOOOOAA CRAP
…
HELLO SECTOR 12 THIS IS SERGEANT BISQUICK
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK
just a calm day on the front
wait what’s that noise i think its our communication system
THIS IS COMMANDER CAKE DO U COPY
SERGEANT BISQUICK WHAT IS UR POSITION
HOLD UR POSITION MAN WE’RE COMIN FOR U
THIS IS WAR
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
On this day I bestowed upon you the revival of your two favorite trolls. Jubilation and outrage rang throughout the fandom. But this was not an act of kindness or cruelty, oh no.
This was merely a reminder. A reminder that the good Huss giveth.
And the good huss bloweth the fuck up.
Rye: and its even too
Rye: even got Imp in slytherin
Rye: SPOOKY
Bones: IMP NO ;A;
Rye: NOPE SHES WITH THE WINNERS
Bones: fuck yiousdgsfg
Bones: we're in GRYFFINGORE
Bones: GRYFFIN
Bones: GORE
Bones: KDGJFHSDG
Bones: LMAO
Rye: OH YEAH
Rye: WELL THATS NOTHIGN COMPAIRED TO SLAUGHTERIN
Bones: FUCK UR SHIT
Bones: GONNA DUEL YOU
Rye: OH ILL DUEL YOU SO HARD
Rye: oh god are you actually going to duel me I havent dueled oh god oh jeeze
Bones: //dueled u
Bones: >8{
Rye: DAMMIT LMAO
Rye: THE FIRST KEY
Bones: LMFAODSFJHDFG
Bones: EAT UR WORDS SLYTHERDICKS
Rye: I CAN DO THIS MY WAND IS JUST A SHITTY GRYFFINDOR WAND
Rye: HJGDSAFDFG
Rye: I MEAN SERIOUSLY
Rye: CYPRESS
Rye: AND UNICORN
Rye: OLIVANDER IS A FUCKING DICK
Bones: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TAKE THAT BITCH
Bones: beaten by a gryffindork
Bones: <3
Rye: HISSSSSS
Rye: ITS THE WAND
[1: 13:01 AM] Rye shoves self into wizard locker
[1: 13:15 AM] Rye silent creys
so is this who you’re all having a sex riot over or
lmao
wait is it not
SOMEONE’S BEEN LYING TO ME
Mmmm… Those green digits.
Baby, don’t listen to them. They can’t ruin the special feelings I have for you and your shapely wrists.
I’d ship it.
MANGO
